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    October 04, 2019

    Accounting What's my perfect crime?

    What's my perfect crime?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 07:44 AM PDT

    What is my perfect crime? I break into PwC at midnight. Do I go for the firm-branded golf polos? No. I go for the Flavia coffee machine. It's priceless. As I'm unplugging it, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's firm. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the office security comes and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the US Senior Partner. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken an industry job. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the Flavia machine.

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    Come hither...

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 11:47 AM PDT

    Next Level LinkedIn Recruiting

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 06:29 AM PDT

    Coming this Summer...

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 10:54 AM PDT

    When building a better working world just isn’t enough

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 02:31 PM PDT

    Now that’s funny

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 01:19 PM PDT

    How many TOTAL hours do you average a year?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 04:47 PM PDT

    Not charge, but total, charge and non charge.

    2,500 here.

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    First Friday out of Big 4 and I’m out at 11 am!

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 09:26 AM PDT

    First Friday since I've left advisory, and my boss said I was cool to leave at 11. I don't know what to do with myself! Ideas??

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    What I picture when people tell me to handle rude clients by killing them with kindness.

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 07:38 AM PDT

    Graduating in December

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 09:41 PM PDT

    Hello all! I'm graduating in December with a 3.2 ish GPA and only 5 months of working experience, which was over a year ago. Reason for low GPA and no work experience is lots of traveling (instability due to life problems, not leisure), and having 2 kids during college.

    Can I get a decent job or internship in public accounting from here on out?

    If not, will working as a tax preparer at Jackson Hewitt or the like help me in terms of experience before applying to internships or jobs as an accountant?

    I will be graduating with more than 150 credits and hope to become a CPA someday. I don't want to go for my masters. I want a break from school for the time being.

    Thank you for taking the time to help me.

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    Fortune 500 Bank! Down Town! $16/hr!

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 07:22 AM PDT

    After multiple recruiting seasons, countless interviews, and too many interviews I got an offer today for public.

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 09:52 AM PDT

    F's in chat boys lmao

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    Got an internship offer from a big 4. Wanna thank you guys.

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 09:11 PM PDT

    Hey guys,

    I'm a fat, lurking leech on the sub who rarely posts while sober.

    A few months ago I was feeling pretty down on myself and I ended up spilling my emotions to you guys and you all gave me some pretty long, detailed responses. I just wanna thank you all for sharing your experiences.

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    I credit my accomplishment to this sub and the recruiting guide. Some of those questions on there were spot on.

    ​

    Also, any latinos out there? How do you explain accounting to spanish speakers? it literally translates to "counting" lol

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    Why does this jokes remind me of debits and credits

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 05:49 AM PDT

    Accounting homework frustration

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 04:49 PM PDT

    So this is a rant because I'm doing accounting homework on a Friday night and this is the worst. My homework is online and we're doing bond discount amortization tables. Well the stupid online program likes to make me round only occasionally and then sometimes it's always making me round. This causes me to sometimes be a number or two off if I rounded wrong a few calculations ago. I'm just very frustrated and needed to say this!!!!

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    Does bookkeeping/simpler accounting work count as one year of general experience for CPA licensure in California?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 05:24 PM PDT

    I was told by one firm in the industry that they totally had people do this before - go from bookkeeper to business manager/account manager that got their CPAs. Another firm tells me that they will not sign for it bc bookkeeping does not count and anyone telling me otherwise is lying.

    I just want to get my CPA - don't even know if I'll ever go to public accounting but I just want options for the future.

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    How many here actually plays golf?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 10:49 AM PDT

    Like really do it, not lied on your CV to get that position at KPMG.

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    What’s your best Accounting themed pick up line?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 02:18 PM PDT

    It's Friday, the weekend is here. Let's help each other spit some game. I'll start.

    -Did you declare any tax write offs last year? Because I would like to declare that Bra write off.

    -Would you mind if I Debit those titties and credit that ass?

    -Aye girl can I balance those assets all up in your sheets?

    -Is your name tax fraud? Because you look illegal to commit, but I really want to do you.

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    Revenue Accounting in the SF Bay Area -- is it all this crazy?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 10:54 PM PDT

    Anyone here work in Revenue in the SF Bay Area for a tech company? Is any team not working crazy hours?

    I'm ex-b4 working as a Revenue Senior at a public tech firm and I feel like I've pretty much worked a medium to bad b4 busy season spread through the year. During monthly close we do dinners frequently and quarter ends are 1-2 weeks of daily 10pm's with a Saturday included at minimum. The managers and above work even more than that since they're stuck in meetings all day and work at night.

    I heard from others that revenue at most other companies here is pretty rough but I'm just curious to see what you guys have experienced. Only upsides at my place so far are the people on the team and $.

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    Reneging an externship offer?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 10:42 PM PDT

    I have accepted a mid-size SLP offer which will be 2-3 days during May.

    For the upcoming spring 2020 recruitment, Big4 will open up their SLP applications, so I don't know their dates as of now.

    Say that if I even land a summer SLP at B4, and it turns out that the SLP is the same exact date as the midsize one. Would I get blacklisted from the midsize if I reneged on their offer? They're going to be reserving spots, paying for our expenses, etc., so I think it's a bit unethical if I just renege.

    I know this is just assuming the worse but what are your thoughts?

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    Big 4 new graduate hires same compensation?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 06:39 PM PDT

    Do each Big 4 send identical offers to new hires within the firm or could two new grads get different offers from the same firm?

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    Should I include linkedin in resume for internship if I only have 3 connections? (Just made the account)

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 06:22 PM PDT

    How to get good at PowerPoint?

    Posted: 04 Oct 2019 09:41 PM PDT

    I know Excel is the bread an butter of most acct/finance jobs. But how does one get good at making pretty PowerPoints? I have not used much in the past and now need to.

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